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Luis Suarez Signs Major Teeth Sponsorship Deal!
Luis Suarez has signed a major sponsorship agreement with denture fixing giant Fixodont. Suarez ,who recently took a bite out of big conked Italian defender, Giorgio Chiellini, was delighted with the...
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Crackhead in the Cupboard Says – Give Blood To Save Lives!
Hi Kids, Giving blood is one of the best things we can do to help others! Unfortunately due to my shared needle experience in years past (another money saving tip for a future post) my blood is not...
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I Was Joan of Arc Last Wednesday Afternoon! – The Previous Lives Of Agnes Dupont
Hello, I was in Tesco’s rummaging amongst the mangoes with a view to buying one for pudding later that evening. As I popped a fruit into my trolley, I felt a tad woozy and a touch fey. I had an...
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Iraq – War & Death & Trapped Wind – By Stench McBain – Ex SAS Hitman
Hello, As ex-special forces I can kill using trapped wind. In my book – life behind enemy lines in Iraq – “It’s Not Invasion It’s Liberation,” – I recount a story of Death by Bloat. Here is an...
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Wonga To Manage Foodbanks – Ian Duncan Smith Hails New Approach
Gfb has learned that Payday loan company Wonga are to set up Foodbanks in England. The move has received the backing of the Secretary of State for Work and Fuckery, Iain Drunken-Spliff who said,...
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My Ice Bucket Challenge – Bob On The Pot
Hello, The Ice Bucket challenge has become a global phenomenononon. Dipso Dave did it in the Recalcitrant Peacock on Saturday night and then spent the night in hospital. Nothing to do with the bucket...
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IKEA’s Stacking System For Elderly – Ian Duncan Smith Hails New Approach
Ian Drunken-Spliff – Secretary of State for Knobheadedness has employed IKEA to develop a revolutionary stacking system to warehouse Pensioners. The system, known as “NANSTACK” is believed by...
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Tony Blair Calls On The USA To Bomb Scotland
Narcissistic loon Tony Blair has called upon President Obama to bomb Glasgow as he is convinced the Islamic State has gained a foothold in the land of the Kilted. As he told GFB, “I was with the Chairs...
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WHOOPS! Prince Charles in expletive laden tirade about the Scottish
Gingerfightback’s Hugh Pugh-Barney-McGrew was interviewing the heir apparent about his love of courgettes when Chas blurted into the microphone, “I’m sick of these Jock arsewipes moaning about how hard...
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Crackhead in the Cupboard’s –“Christmas Drug Tips”
Hi Kids, Christmas can be a tricky time for opiate users! My former dealer Dinsdale used to pack up shop and head off to the lovely island of Santorini to help an archeological dig over the Holiday...
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